"Now you know what it's like...."

[melworks]

So, I'm at the Job of Doom, in the Office of Solitude, and everyone has been bitching about how cold the place was last Friday when they staggered in, post-New Year's Eve. They complain and I laugh and tell them, "Now you know what it's like in here on the weekends and after hours! Mwahahahaha!"
Although, I may not actually do the crazy laugh at the end.
Maybe.
Only three more days until my vacation. I am counting the minutes and watching the weather. There's a storm front coming in and I'm all paranoid because of the crap that went down on Christmas. I so don't want to get stuck in the airport for days on end.
Called the family and wished them a happy New Year. I may have to break down and send them some pictures of yours truly. My mom asked what I looked like now and I told her, "I'm a little bit balder and a little bit fatter than the last time you saw me. Otherwise, I'm pretty much the same."
And speaking of fatness, I'm thinking of making a New Year's Resolution to gain weight. I figure, hey, if I never keep the resolution, then maybe I'll lose some pounds?
Anything's possible.
Right? - MEL