It's like something off of ER but not as interesting.

At the Job of Doom today, Coworker Yolonda had one of her mystery seizures. She was out of it for about fifteen minutes, during which time they called the paramedics. They didn't take her with them this time, though, which was a mistake because ten minutes later she has another one. They didn't call the paramedics back, just contacted her sister and asked her to come by and pick her up. Then we all just sat around and waited for her to come out of it.
Since then, tonight has been really dull.
Thank heaven for small favors.
Relieved - MEL