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Wow.
I was in the store today and saw this woman carrying around what, at first, I thought was a doll. A sort of Christmas elf with the little hat and green outfit, candy cane striped leggings and curly-toed shoes and a face like a frog.
It was only upon closer inspection that I realized that this 'doll' was an actual, honest-to-God living, breathing baby.
Seriously.
I was so shocked by this revelation I burst into laughter and had to flee lest I say something unpleasant. Unfortunately, I wasn't looking where I was going and walked right into a display counter where one of the shelves caught me.
Right in the balls.
Tears came to my eyes, but down the aisle I could hear the Goblin Baby laughing.
Curse you, Goblin Baby! - MEL
I was in the store today and saw this woman carrying around what, at first, I thought was a doll. A sort of Christmas elf with the little hat and green outfit, candy cane striped leggings and curly-toed shoes and a face like a frog.
It was only upon closer inspection that I realized that this 'doll' was an actual, honest-to-God living, breathing baby.
Seriously.
I was so shocked by this revelation I burst into laughter and had to flee lest I say something unpleasant. Unfortunately, I wasn't looking where I was going and walked right into a display counter where one of the shelves caught me.
Right in the balls.
Tears came to my eyes, but down the aisle I could hear the Goblin Baby laughing.
Curse you, Goblin Baby! - MEL
