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Occasionally, I get e-mails from old friends back East. This happens rarely, but I often enjoy hearing what old accomplices are up to.
This morning, I received one such e-mail which contained info on an old friend's love life.
Kate is what some people would refer to as 'high maintenance.' She's the sort of person you sit next to at a party if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone. She's kind of bitchy, but it's a fabulous, in your face bitchiness that I can appreciate.
Well, in this morning's e-mail, I learned that she had recently sent another boyfriend packing.
This is no big surprise. Kate goes through men the way other people go through Kleenex.
What did come as a surprise is the reason she gave for dumping him.
"His nipples were too big."
Yes, you read that right, and, no, I don't think she was making a joke. She once broke up with a guy for wearing brown socks with black shoes.
But, now I can't stop thinking about this rejected boyfriend and his apparently offensive nipples. How big are they?
I keep picturing a guy walking around with nipples the size of dinner plates or maybe saucers.
So, I thought I'd put it to the flist: How big is too big?
This morning, I received one such e-mail which contained info on an old friend's love life.
Kate is what some people would refer to as 'high maintenance.' She's the sort of person you sit next to at a party if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone. She's kind of bitchy, but it's a fabulous, in your face bitchiness that I can appreciate.
Well, in this morning's e-mail, I learned that she had recently sent another boyfriend packing.
This is no big surprise. Kate goes through men the way other people go through Kleenex.
What did come as a surprise is the reason she gave for dumping him.
"His nipples were too big."
Yes, you read that right, and, no, I don't think she was making a joke. She once broke up with a guy for wearing brown socks with black shoes.
But, now I can't stop thinking about this rejected boyfriend and his apparently offensive nipples. How big are they?
I keep picturing a guy walking around with nipples the size of dinner plates or maybe saucers.
So, I thought I'd put it to the flist: How big is too big?
