Porn that makes you go "Bwahaha!"

[melworks]

I'm over at Xtube this morning, browsing some videos, looking for something inspiring when I click on a clip set in a fictional doctor's office. It's a pretty standard plot for a porno: cute guy comes in to get a physical, doctor and his intern start the exam, things get heated. Nothing particularly original, but it gets the job done, if you know what I mean. *wink-wink*
And then, the doctor mentions the name of his intern.
Doctor Swallowcock.
I busted out laughing.
Doctor Swallowcock.
Bwah! It totally shattered any kind of suspension of belief, but I didn't really mind. To be honest, I've been chuckling about the name ever since. Definitely not what the moviemakers had in mind, as a final result, but it'll do.
Doctor Swallowcock.
Bwahaha!