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Never have sex on those big bags of popcorn they keep in the storage rooms of the theater.
Because the bag will break and then you'll wind up getting popcorn in places that you don't even like to have sand.
Honestly.
Because knowing is half the battle. - MEL
Because the bag will break and then you'll wind up getting popcorn in places that you don't even like to have sand.
Honestly.
Because knowing is half the battle. - MEL
