Upcoming vacation

So, I've got a vacation coming up and am wondering where I should go and what should I do. On one hand, I have't been back to see my family in about four years. I've got two nephews and a brother-in-law I've never met. But, on the other hand, there's...anywhere else?
Don't get me wrong.
I love my family.
I just, y'know, love them more the further away from me they are.
Does that make me a bad person?
Maybe.
But at least if I'm not there I can't give in to the homicidal thoughts my family provokes after only three days of exposure.
Seriously.
So, I'm thinking Las Vegas.
Mandalay Bay resort.
Only, well, I'm sort of burned out on Vegas.
What do y'all think I should do?
Curious. - MEL