No, I wasn't drunk when it happened.

Damn.
While getting my snow tires put on my vehicle this morning, I wandered over to Starbucks to grab a bite to eat. On the way back to the garage, I tripped and went sprawling on concrete, ripping a huge hole in my bluejeans and scraping the hell out of my left knee.
Home now, where I've dosed said knee in topical peroxide and have washed it with lukewarm water. Am spraying liquid skin over the effected area right now.
(sarcasm)This day is getting off to a great start!(/sarcasm)