Everyone and their brother will be blogging about the inauguration of the 44th President of the United States today.
Well, I'm not going to get sucked into that mentality.
No, I'm going to rebel and post something entirely, fucking different.
I'm going to post about a discovery I made on Grinder.
Ladies, you may wish to pay special attention to this, because of its sheer what-the-fuckery quotient.
There's a company out there, Gigimo.com, that produces and markets an artificial hymen.
So, if you lost your virginity to some dork and regret it, now you have the option of replacing it.
Seriously.
Well, I'm not going to get sucked into that mentality.
No, I'm going to rebel and post something entirely, fucking different.
I'm going to post about a discovery I made on Grinder.
Ladies, you may wish to pay special attention to this, because of its sheer what-the-fuckery quotient.
There's a company out there, Gigimo.com, that produces and markets an artificial hymen.
So, if you lost your virginity to some dork and regret it, now you have the option of replacing it.
Seriously.