What if. . . .

I have written a cracktastic story sparked by the question, "What if the castaways on Gilligan's Island went cannibal?" Which, naturally, led to another question. "What if the Clampletts were a family of evil, inbred hillbillies?"
Yeah, like I said: cracktastic.
I may post these masterpieces here. Heh.
Consider yourself warned.
More later. - MEL