Puppy Bites are NOT Endearing

As I'm sitting here,typing this, I have tiny little bite marks on my fingers from where a tiny puppy nipped at them last night.

Some of you might find that adorable.

I find it deeply irritating.

J's got a new girlfriend, Kim, and she's nice, I guess, but she has a couple of dogs. The older dog is a sweetheart, but the younger one is a puppy who is teething and just wants to bite on everything.

I'm just trying to ignore it, for the moment,but if the little pup continues to try and gnaw on my fingers, my shorts and my shoes, I'm going to have a TALK with J about it.

Or, I could just keep my mouth shut and wait for this relationship to implode as soon as Kim needs any kind of emotional support.

Yeah, I feel like a dick writing that, since it puts J in a sort of bad light, but I honestly think that it's going to happen. Probably sooner rather than later.

Also, Shadow is kind of jealous of these new dogs. Every time I see them, Shadow is all over me, like he's staking his claim. It's cute, but ALSO kind of annoying.

2020 cals so far

Okay.

So.

Food has been consumed. I feel like too much food has been consumed.

I actually feel a bit sick.

Anyway, today, I have eaten....

1 Package of Microwave Brown Rice
1 Can of Chunk Chicken Breast
1 Large 3-Bean Salad w/chickpeas, lima beans & soy beans
3 Bananas.

And, I'm expecting to pay for eating all of that fibre later on tonight or tomorrow.