Red, red whine....

Okay, I'm just gonna come on out and say that I hate red wine.
I hate that shit.
I have yet to encounter a single bottle of red wine that tasted good.
Today, I decided to give red wine another try, and I immediately, and deeply, regretted it.
So, never again.
No more red wine for me.
I will stick with my moscato.
Or hard liquor.
But no moe red wine.