Strange Dream

I'm sitting at an outdoor cafe eating a red velvet cake that looks like the Cheshire Cat from Disney's Alice in Wonderland. People on the street stop and stare. Some are visibly disgusted. One person tells me I should be ashamed of myself.

I have no idea what the hell this dream signfies, if it signifies anything.

Karen Walker is my Spirit Animal

It's a wild, wicked night here and I was sitting outside, enjoying the moonlight and the clouds, when a small branch broke off the tree I was sitting under. It landed in the ground right next to my chair, quivering like a javelin. I immediately looked up at the night-time sky and shouted, "Missed again, God!" in my best Karen Walker voice.
Then I went inside because, y'know, I'm not fucking STUPID.