Do Internet addicts meet on the web?

[melworks]

Tonight was an awful night at the Job of Doom.
I had no Internet at all!
That's just cruel!
Inhuman!
What's a guy to do without the 'net to save his sanity from all the wackjobs on the telephone? What, I ask you? What?!?
Seriously, at one point in the evening I thought I was going to go feotal, because it had been more than five hours since I checked my e-mail.
I'm a total internet junkie.
Completely.
Oy. - MEL