Happy Turkey Day

[melworks]

Well, today is Thanksgiving here in the U.S. of A. I'd say about 99% of the country has the day off, but not your's truly. I'm here at the Job of Doom, keeping the homefires burning and huddeling over the space heater. No turkey yet, but I've got some waiting for me at home.
Hmmm.
Turkey.
And tomorrow? Tomorrow, I'm not budging from my house.
Black Friday is the worst day of the whole bloody year!