"Now you know what it's like...."

So, I'm at the Job of Doom, in the Office of Solitude, and everyone has been bitching about how cold the place was last Friday when they staggered in, post-New Year's Eve. They complain and I laugh and tell them, "Now you know what it's like in here on the weekends and after hours! Mwahahahaha!"
Although, I may not actually do the crazy laugh at the end.
Maybe.
Only three more days until my vacation. I am counting the minutes and watching the weather. There's a storm front coming in and I'm all paranoid because of the crap that went down on Christmas. I so don't want to get stuck in the airport for days on end.
Called the family and wished them a happy New Year. I may have to break down and send them some pictures of yours truly. My mom asked what I looked like now and I told her, "I'm a little bit balder and a little bit fatter than the last time you saw me. Otherwise, I'm pretty much the same."
And speaking of fatness, I'm thinking of making a New Year's Resolution to gain weight. I figure, hey, if I never keep the resolution, then maybe I'll lose some pounds?
Anything's possible.
Right? - MEL