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Today has been a weird day.
It started off fairly normal. I got up, checked the news, went to my mom's, came home, had supper. After supper is where the day went off the rails.
I wound up spending 20 minutes with my hand up a lesbian retrieving lost Ben Wa balls.
Yes.
This is my life.
That's why I'm sitting here, after a very hot shower, with a very large glass of wine, contemplating how the hell I became the friend that friends call when sex toys vanish inside them.
It started off fairly normal. I got up, checked the news, went to my mom's, came home, had supper. After supper is where the day went off the rails.
I wound up spending 20 minutes with my hand up a lesbian retrieving lost Ben Wa balls.
Yes.
This is my life.
That's why I'm sitting here, after a very hot shower, with a very large glass of wine, contemplating how the hell I became the friend that friends call when sex toys vanish inside them.
