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Tonight, I decided to try Keto Icecream. That's the actual brand name. Very on the nose.
The only reason I tried it was because it was on sale and I was curious.
After about three spoonfuls, I knew I had made an AWFUL mistake. It's got a weird texture and a weird chemical aftertaste and no thank you, I am done.
I'm going to let it melt and then I'm going to pour it down the toilet.
It's so bad, I'm not even going to feed it to the dog.
Cannot recommend.
Waiting in the wings, however, are some beef brats and a bag of chips.
Fuck it.
Let the food bachanalia begin!!!

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