Dear Eco-Fascists,
After I write this I'm going to go around my office and turn on every goddamn electrical appliance I can find.
Then, I'm going to empty a couple of cans of aerosol into the atmosphere, in an attempt to further degrade the world's ozone layer and hasten Global Warming. (Which, by the way, I'm quite in favor of, living as I do near the freakin' Arctic!)
And after that, I'm going to get into my big ass, gas-guzzlin' car and just drive the hell around town for a while.
Why?
Just to piss you motherfuckers off.
Sincerely,
MEL
After I write this I'm going to go around my office and turn on every goddamn electrical appliance I can find.
Then, I'm going to empty a couple of cans of aerosol into the atmosphere, in an attempt to further degrade the world's ozone layer and hasten Global Warming. (Which, by the way, I'm quite in favor of, living as I do near the freakin' Arctic!)
And after that, I'm going to get into my big ass, gas-guzzlin' car and just drive the hell around town for a while.
Why?
Just to piss you motherfuckers off.
Sincerely,
MEL